Episodes

Wednesday May 03, 2023
71 - The Swag Valence
Wednesday May 03, 2023
Wednesday May 03, 2023
We're back! It's part two of our look at the Diamond gear from the Omega raids. Please enjoy!

Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
70 - You’ve Been Can Opened
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
We're venturing back to Stormblood to take a look at the Diamond set! It's triangles galore to match our favourite clown boss, but some of these clothes need to be put through the wash first.

Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
68 -Beauty and the Beaster
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
It's eggsactly what you wanted: a Glamour Plate episode about the various Easter and Little Ladies Day attires! There's a lot of little pieces here and there for this one, so please enjoy some springtime morsels!

Monday Apr 03, 2023
67 - Ankle Guard Fire Emblem
Monday Apr 03, 2023
Monday Apr 03, 2023
We're back! Hopefully we are for real this time. Dylan's audio for the first 30 minutes is a little rough since we had some Technical Difficulties, but it does get better for the second half of the episode. This week we're talking about the Hypostatic armor from the Euphrosyne alliance raid! You had to wait an extra week, so this one is a little bit longer than usual. Please enjoy!

Monday Feb 27, 2023
66 - The Riverdale Tangent Episode
Monday Feb 27, 2023
Monday Feb 27, 2023
We're back! It's a couple weeks after our Earth Valentine's Day, so now it's time for us to take a look at Valentoine's Day in Eorzea. Oh, and we take a moment to look at some tumblr posts. Enjoy!
We're probably going to have to take another small break for scheduling reasons, but we will return in a couple weeks.

Tuesday Feb 21, 2023
65 - Fabric Store Outfit
Tuesday Feb 21, 2023
Tuesday Feb 21, 2023
We're back! It's time to finish up the PvP series based on the Twelve. Please enjoy!

Sunday Feb 12, 2023
64 - We Love Halo One
Sunday Feb 12, 2023
Sunday Feb 12, 2023
We're back! This week our hosts are taking a look at the PvP gear based off the Twelve. We just got a bunch of renditions of them in the new alliance raid series, so we thought we'd take a look at these pieces.

Sunday Jan 22, 2023
63 - Dirty Nurse Beige
Sunday Jan 22, 2023
Sunday Jan 22, 2023
We're back! I hope everyone is enjoying the new patch. We're back to talk about the rest of the Sky Pirate gear from Heavensward. There's a lot of shared models with last week, but there's also some Real Special pieces hidden in there. Be sure to check out the set reference for the hosts' Objectively Best Sky Pirate Outfits.

Sunday Jan 15, 2023
62 -Mr. Dog Nipples
Sunday Jan 15, 2023
Sunday Jan 15, 2023
We're finally back from hiatus with the Sky Pirate set! It's got a helmet perfect for glaring, return of the Persona 4 stitching, some cringe colourways, and the most Kingdom Hearts shorts we've seen yet.

Monday Dec 05, 2022
Announcement - We’ll Be Back in the New Year!
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Hi all, we're taking a break and will be back in the new year! We'd planned to get one last set done but alas, our brains have not been the most cooperative. Thank you so much for listening, and please look forward to our usual nonsense in 2023!