Episodes
Sunday Aug 21, 2022
GP Ep 53 - Butt Curtains
Sunday Aug 21, 2022
Sunday Aug 21, 2022
We're back! It's summertime baby! Time to kick back in the shade with a nice cool drink and listen to our episode about Moonfire Faire seasonal gear across the life of FFXIV! I hope you like swimwear, a little bit of tiddy, and...full plate armor? It's good!
Sunday Aug 14, 2022
GP Ep 52 - A Decent Slutty Bottom
Sunday Aug 14, 2022
Sunday Aug 14, 2022
We're finally back from our break and we're covering a much beloved gearset, the Shisui set. So come join us as we talk butt curtains, horrible colour schemes, and coral reef weaponry.
Set reference can be found here
Art by @SolaireHazard
Monday Jul 11, 2022
GP Ep51 - Lobster Elastics for your Gun
Monday Jul 11, 2022
Monday Jul 11, 2022
We're back! Finishing up the Palaka sets. I'm gonna be real with you I edited this last night and after working all knowledge of what was said has left my mind. It's a good ep, but who knows what it contains! This episode is like a lootbox. Open it up for a surprise!
Monday Jul 04, 2022
GP Ep 50 - An Exercise in Almost
Monday Jul 04, 2022
Monday Jul 04, 2022
Monday Jun 20, 2022
GP Ep49 - Sharp Croissant
Monday Jun 20, 2022
Monday Jun 20, 2022
Have you ever had a dream that that you, um, you had, you'll, you would you could, you do, you would you want you You could do some, you...You'll do, you could you, you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything? Anyways this is a podcast about the Palaka gear from one of the most emotionally difficult dungeons in Endwalker! In all seriousness, a lot of this gear looks great and you're probably going to want to run it a billion times for glams. Listen to the gang talk about it!
Sunday Jun 12, 2022
GP Ep 48 -Knot First or Pizza First
Sunday Jun 12, 2022
Sunday Jun 12, 2022
We're back with the final installment of our Omega gear set review, in which we discuss homophobic design decisions, the majesty of tailcoats, and make Nat look at memes they've been too busy living under a rock to have seen
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
GP Ep47 - Holographic Video Hoes
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
We're back! It's time to return to our review series on the Omega gear. This time we're talking about the striking, scouting, and aiming gear. There's a moment in this one that made everyone reel back in disgust upon seeing a certain weapon. There's also a moment where the hosts completely lose track of everything and watch the intro to a different Final Fantasy game, so this one's a good time I think.
Sunday May 29, 2022
GP Ep 46 - Ungender the Skirt
Sunday May 29, 2022
Sunday May 29, 2022
We're back with our guest Graff and diving into more miscellaneous fashion pieces! Come hear about slutty butchers aprons, more Hrothgar struggles with fashion, and the canonical reason 2B's a** is That Big.
Sunday May 15, 2022
GP Ep45 - Mesh All The Way Down
Sunday May 15, 2022
Sunday May 15, 2022
We're back! It's time for a special guest episode with Twitch's favorite cat grandpa Graff (@GraffXIV on twitter and GraffXIV on Twitch). Everybody's brought a selection of random pieces to talk about, but as usual, the gang can't be trusted to be concise in their reviews so this is the first in a multipart series. This week there's mesh, cuffs, and chastity!
Sunday May 08, 2022
GP Ep 44 - Assigned Omega Cash Shop
Sunday May 08, 2022
Sunday May 08, 2022
We're back with another multi-part raid series episode, this time diving back into Stormblood! So come take a look at some high tech gear that we all wish could reconfigure gender, dropping from the Alphascape raid tier.