Episodes
Sunday Nov 27, 2022
61 - Eulmoran Orthopedics
Sunday Nov 27, 2022
Sunday Nov 27, 2022
We're back! It's time for another Glamour Plate, and we're finishing up part two of the crafter/gatherer Fiend sets. There's some questionable safety gear, unknown Flavored Juices, and fishing gear straight from Yharnam. Please enjoy!
Sunday Nov 20, 2022
60 - MILFfiend Set
Sunday Nov 20, 2022
Sunday Nov 20, 2022
We're back, but with a little something different! For the first time in Glamour Plate history, we're diving into crafter/gatherer-specific gear. There's horror movie butcher boots, sapphic gloves, and the absolute perfect look to wear to a party.
Art by @SolaireHazard
Monday Nov 07, 2022
59 - Tax Evasionway
Monday Nov 07, 2022
Monday Nov 07, 2022
We're back! We're here to finish up the lunar envoy set with the healing and casting gear. If you're a new listener you might think that having only two sets that share armor models would mean it's a short one, but no! Our hosts are freaks! They're a bunch of caster and healer mains, so you know they've got a lot to say.
Monday Oct 31, 2022
58 - Scrape Them With It and Lick???
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Here's part 2 of the Lunar Envoy series! Oh no! I'm being dragged away by Sleepy Bitch Disease!
Sunday Oct 23, 2022
57 - Crystal Inflation
Sunday Oct 23, 2022
Sunday Oct 23, 2022
We're finally back, and with a new set too! This time we're looking at the Lunar Envoy gear, with its cable knit tiddy window, butt cape with lapels, and an axe that enforces good posture.
Set reference can be found here
Art by @SolaireHazard
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
56 - Astro Meatball
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
We're back with part 2 of our Abyssos review, and there's some real stunners in this lot! Finally, we have separates with the casting robes, plus one of the best scholar books we've seen so far. Finally, a special guest appearance by our lovely co-editor Laura!
Set reference can be found here
Art by @SolaireHazard
Monday Sep 19, 2022
55 - Heat Does Rise
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Monday Sep 19, 2022
We're back! A new raid tier is out, so that means new shiny raid gear to look at. This week we're starting with the fending, maiming, striking, and scouting gear. We talk about being a lobster, limp ass wrists, and 1985's Clue. Please enjoy!
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
56 - Bib of Casting
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
We've got guns made of sprues, bad ninja daggers (as always) and a shirt that will really let you breast boobily at the beerfest. So join us as we wrap up our discussion on the Neo-Ishgardian set!
Set reference can be found here
Art by @SolaireHazard
Monday Sep 05, 2022
GP Ep55 - It’s Giving Beer Wench
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Monday Sep 05, 2022
We're back! It's an extra long episode introducing a new series on the Neoishgardian crafted gear from Shadowbringers. Clocks, gears, and goggles abound! We covered the fending and maiming gear to start off with. Please enjoy!
Monday Aug 29, 2022
GP Ep 54 - Force-Femme Dress
Monday Aug 29, 2022
Monday Aug 29, 2022
We're going back to Stormblood to take a look at map fashion! There's some epic highs and lows with these items, so join us to find out what vibes straight boy wintertime vibes.
Set reference can be found here
Art by @SolaireHazard